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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>ultra laser</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ultralaser)</generator><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>‘oh, that couch is hideous!’ what, the gorgeous green one? (apparently I have a fondness...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;‘oh, that couch is hideous!’ what, the gorgeous green one? (apparently I have a fondness for ugly 70s furniture.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/236789483</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/236789483</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:47:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>House hunters international, I meant to say.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;House hunters international, I meant to say.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/236784533</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/236784533</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:40:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>House hunters is seriously fantastic. I want to move everywhere.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;House hunters is seriously fantastic. I want to move everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/236778857</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/236778857</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:32:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>i caught this the other night and it killed me.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ip2emtcFQHi0SeQBYzETfg" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ip2emtcFQHi0SeQBYzETfg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i caught this the other night and it &lt;i&gt;killed &lt;/i&gt;me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/235701088</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/235701088</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:03:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The fourth kind is playing at 12:01 tonight. Shall I go? It's not like I get to bed before two or three anyways, and it's milla.</title><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/234179597</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/234179597</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:12:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>My luck is holding - trauma won't be renewed but they're going to air all 13 episodes. (and it's not olivia wilde, I knew her from ncis)</title><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/233334657</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/233334657</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:10:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>animal crossing is more fun if you pretend that tom nook is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskyslDV9Q1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;animal crossing is more fun if you pretend that tom nook is a russian mobster.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/232771573</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/232771573</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:36:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>trailer is up for the prince of persia: the sands of time.  hat...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z8EA7EbFX4k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z8EA7EbFX4k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;trailer is up for the prince of persia: the sands of time.  hat tip again to &lt;a href="http://www.blast-o-rama.com/2009/11/03/can-prince-of-persia-break-the-curse/"&gt;blast-o-rama&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it looks ridiculous/ly awesome.  i agree with marty that it’s a little bit the mummy and a little bit pirates, but i loved both of those, and this looks excessively spectacular in exactly the right way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also, they manage to avoid the first pitfall of most video game adaptations: they actually played the game and didn’t throw out all the good bits.  the dagger that can turn back time, the playful rivalry with the maharajah’s daughter, the parkour and elaborate set pieces?  hell yes.  make up an entirely new story thread and turn it into a globe-spanning quest for a mythical temple, that’s fine.  they’ve captured the soul of the game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that still doesn’t mean it’s going to be objectively any good, but you should know by now that’s not my primary concern.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/232764088</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/232764088</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:20:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title> Light Saber Chop Stick: Yoda
the luke and vader sets are on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskxjgjox61qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hlj.com/product/KBYGZ114"&gt; Light Saber Chop Stick: Yoda&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the &lt;a href="http://www.hlj.com/product/KBYGZ002"&gt;luke&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.hlj.com/product/KBYGZ001"&gt;vader&lt;/a&gt; sets are on ‘order stop’ on hlj, which means unless koto makes more they’re probably already sold out there.  should flood ebay soon, but no worries: the kotobukiya us store (i just found out about this?) has them up for pre-order, sets of &lt;a href="http://store.kotous.com/star-wars-lightsaber-chopsticks-set-and-12540yoda-and-darth-vader-and-12540.html"&gt;vader + yoda&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://store.kotous.com/star-wars-lightsaber-chopsticks-set-yoda-and-luke-skywalker-.html"&gt;luke + yoda&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HELL YES.  i’m getting both sets and i’m going to have to start making stir-fry more often.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hat tip to &lt;a href="http://www.blast-o-rama.com/2009/09/29/eat-the-dark-side-of-the-sushi-with-these-lightsaber-chopsticks/"&gt;blast-o-rama&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/232758692</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/232758692</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:09:12 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s never going to happen at this point but i still think...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj9pfFVQt1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2005/05/05/portable-nintendo-gamecube/"&gt;it’s never going to happen at this point but i still think this is a solid design.  given the size of gamecube discs this would be like four-five inches square?  it’s a discman that plays gamecube games.  BRING IT.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231800603</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231800603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:36:50 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>damn</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so i’m totally into trauma now.  it’s got it’s fucking hooks in me.  i blame cliff curtis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but i’m also starting to like the other characters, and olivia wilde is in there now.  i missed a couple episodes, but watched a bunch of house season 4 yesterday, so i like to think she’s playing the same character.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;universe was weak.  the bits on the destiny were good, the bits on the planet were complete bullshit.  ’the ship is going to fly into a star in episode four’ was more plausible than this weeks ‘a main character is going to fall down a hole and die’.  sitcom drama is always bulltrue, especially so when main characters are immune to it.  not being atlantis doesn’t mean you can write people out like that and surprise us: it wasn’t in the teaser, it’s not going to happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;okay, quick rundown.  col. young, doctor rush, eli, tj, and the black guy who’s name i haven’t caught are solid and interesting characters.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also, tj is smoking hot.  god.  yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;chloe and scott are potentially interesting but the whole ‘i suddenly love you’ feels so forced and unearned that i can’t help thinking the writers are planning to kill one of them off and are trying to make us care more.  (also, wasn’t scott sleeping with some sgc girl on the icarus base planet in the pilot?  like, a week ago ship-time?  and who goes so dramatically batshit about their fathers death and then a week later is like ‘no, i’m totally okay now’. (maybe she’ll reject him as her therapy guy after the trauma of her father’s death and end up with eli later?  god, i don’t think that’s actually better…))&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and pretty much everyone else ranges from inconsequential to actively annoying.  hopefully they’ll use up all the idiot deaths soon?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the ship is interesting but it’s already frustrating that the writers keep re-defining ancient technology for each show.  like, why don’t the destiny shuttles look like early puddle-jumpers?  why didn’t atlantis have ring platforms or kino’s?  why did merlin have that crazy flash teleportation stuff but that never showed up anywhere else?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there’s a case to be made that merlin represents late ancient / post ascenscion technology, which puts atlantis at mid / high ancient tech, and the destiny is somewhere between atlantis and the oldest obvious sg-1 stuff (the orange gates, rings, the time-loop device and the ping-flood device).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;which gives us four rough tech levels, but they don’t really feel like progressive levels of design.  if destiny can fly through a star’s corona on low power, that gives it much stronger shields than atlantis had even with three zpm’s, which implies that the solar reactor (or whatever) is a better power source than a zpm, which came later.  and the asgard apparently copied destiny-level ancient spacesuits and tech, maybe left behind by destiny’s precursor ship before the lantian-era ancients moved to pegasus?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all of which is extraordinarily nerdy, of course.  eminent domain tells me i should write some stargate scripts solving these conundrums and try to trick them into giving me a job.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;destiny’s set design reminds me of deep space nine.  it feels comfortable familiar.  i half expect once they fix the biodome chamber that they’ll find a medbay across the promenade from the bar and security office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there’s a lot of potential here, and i’m hoping what we’re seeing is a few early mis-steps.  given that sg-1 and atlantis both hit the 50/50 split between excellent and fucking terrible by their respective ends, that’s the biggest hurdle universe needs to hit: consistency.  even if it’s consistently average that’s good enough.  i mean, i’m watching trauma and trauma is terrible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231796661</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231796661</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:30:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>elecom usb touch pad - numerical pad + multi-touch gesture...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj6frfsdR1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;elecom usb touch pad - numerical pad + multi-touch gesture support » awesome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;y6500 (about $70 plus shipping from japan) « awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231759210</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231759210</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:26:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>everything about this machine is fantastic except the lack of a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj0ceVdV91qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;everything about this machine is fantastic except the lack of a numerical pad.  at this point, i’m not buying a laptop over 12” without that, especially something with two inches of bezel on either side of the keyboard.  it’s a sixteen inch laptop!  it’s not like you don’t have the space.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;still.  both the ‘nebula’ design and the deep red-brown back panel options are absolutely gorgeous, the purple highlights are slick, the baseline specs are very nice, the maxed out specs are fucking ridiculous.  and the (currently a free upgrade to a) blu-ray drive isn’t helping my gadget lust.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231692157</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/231692157</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:14:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I shall now watch predator 2 on vhs, followed by new venture bros. (i can't read my old vcr remote, but it's still in my muscle memory.)</title><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/230521986</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/230521986</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:05:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Metamorphosis 1 / Jose Ulloa Davet + Delphine Ding | ArchDaily</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksg76ljT7x1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.archdaily.com/13663/metamorfosis-1-jose-ulloa-davet-delphine-ding/"&gt;Metamorphosis 1 / Jose Ulloa Davet + Delphine Ding | ArchDaily&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/230040627</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/230040627</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:49:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>zig zag 360 game tower - holds four controllers, console,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksg73qxYDT1qzr2iro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;zig zag 360 game tower - holds four controllers, console, thirteen games, and a guitar.  this is the kind of stupid i can get behind.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/230039339</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/230039339</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:47:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I keep forgetting how relaxing a little animal crossing before bed can be. Tom Nook is a fucker but my town is awesome.</title><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229650511</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229650511</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:10:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>rad</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksf9w7RZzk1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;rad&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229592117</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229592117</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:50:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>THIS IS THE FUTURE I WANTED WHERE IS IT</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksf92r0MFu1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE FUTURE I WANTED WHERE IS IT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229583933</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229583933</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:32:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>candy accounting is totally brills.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksevklrUoT1qzr2iro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;candy accounting is totally brills.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229417939</link><guid>http://ultralaser.tumblr.com/post/229417939</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:41:11 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
