do you think hannibal would murder me if he watched me delicately place chips inside a sandwich and then smash it slowly before eating it
he’d either kill me or ask me why i prefer my sandwiches with chips and i’d shrug and say “i like the crunch”. which would prompt him to say something along the lines of “we often crave a taste more primitive, the crunching between our teeth used to be birthed from the snapping of bones from a fresh kill. is that what you are savoring for? tell me helena, do you hunger for brutality?”
assuming peter’s suit in homecoming is the same suit he wore in berlin, while it’s totally plausible that tony built that whole suit in a day out of like, scraps he had planned for nat or hawkeye maybe (hence instant-kill mode?), it is p clear tony has been tracking peter for awhile - he has his //home address// - and tbh probably having friday keep other parties off peter’s trail, which suggests he’s been working on that suit for awhile as well
and we know in infinity war he has a full nanotech upgrade that is, probably specifically coded to peter, ready to go whenever. and while optically it may be the same iron spider suit he unveils at the end of homecoming, i really doubt he prototyped that tech for the kid before using it to upgrade himself, so the infinity war iron spider suit is prolly like, spider-man mark iii, at least
which suggests he just, builds suits for other people now instead of iron man variants
like he has a hulkbuster for banner in the garage, there’s probably a whole wing of suits on ready at avengers hq that steve thor and rabbit will find in iw2, there’s probably like a car for rhodey that turns into a tank and a black and white hulkbuster
Impossible to overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is.
crying because i’ll never be surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever i am about to telekinetically murder people with
The only thing you check for is if someone else already asked for PTO in the same slot. That’s it.
My department fell apart 2 weeks ago when I took my PTO. we were already short handed, someone quit at the start of the week, and there was literally nobody to even call in to cover, so they were fucked. But that’s on corporate for refusing to hire enough people. That’s on corporate for thinking we need no overlap in our shifts, no midday people . That’s not my fault that I needed a specific week off, or even if I just WANTED it off. Businesses know what they need to do, it’s not on me to make things easy for a billion dollar corporation that doesn’t even give a shit about my store.
Word of advice kids: Don’t take workplace advice from someone who uses Scrooge McDuck lighting a cigar with a bank note as their user icon.
TB fuckin H, your manager should be checking if there are PTO conflicts, not you. That’s literally the entire point of a PTO submission process.
If someone has to approve your time, then THEY are the ones who check for conflicts, that is their responsibility not yours.
If your manager is so overworked or incompetent that they can’t check a staffing schedule before approving your PTO, then you absolutely should be looking for other work.
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
me, completely broke, incredibly nauseous, in pain, delirious, chronically ill, getting ready to go in to work doing customer service and serving food to agitated customers in a “fast-paced” (abusive) work environment with an overbearing manager:
